Foot in the mouth

Foot in mouth disease: A description about one who has a habit of putting their foot in their mouth. From Foot and Mouth Disease.

"Oh, Geez, I'm sorry!" Bob said. "You've got foot in mouth disease today, don't you?"

This is Urban dictionary's word of the day. However this is also something I suffer from. It often occurs when I have something awfully embarrassing to say about a particular person or myself and the concerned individual just happens to be with earshot or a really cute guy walks by!

This causes awkard silences and more than often ensures that you don't get asked out.

Things I thought about this week!

Tuesday, 25 th November
1) Wtf
2) I'm the jerk again?...again?

Wednesday, 26 th November
1)Wtf
2)I'm never going to 'get'(understand) men.
3)Beer doesn't taste that bad
4)Beer is nice
5)I love toons.

Thursday, 27th November
Hate is a dangerous think to breed. I don't think those terrorists are muslims. Maybe this is a Malegaon blast case distractor. Oh my God they are muslims. How can someone do such a horrible thing.

Friday, 28th Novemeber
I 'm depressed..little boys younger than me hold on to the Taj, kill innocents. I admire their determination, perseverence and guts. If only they'd have used it in a better way!

Saturday, 29th November
1) I wish Sunday doesn't come.
2) In the car while on my way home I'm listening to Every breath you take by 'The Police'. This would be the freakiest song to sing to your wife on her wedding day.
3) It's S's birthday a day for an entire Tiramisu cake, in the past.
4)Happy birthday... I need menthol, maybe i should just disappear.

Sunday, 30th November
1) Church is a nice place to go.
2)Lets get this over with...sigh sigh sigh
3) (From work) OMG let me just run away home.
4) I'm never coming back to work. I'm not coming back tomorrow.
5) S wants a pastry and coffee...Happy birthday!
6) Lets go, got my salary today anyway.
7) He's so sweet and reliable... maybe I made a mistake.

Monday, 1st December
1) Another day at the office... What have I goofed up today?
2) I wish Gtalk was real life. Then I could turn invisible when I wanted to. Block meeting bugging people. Use emoticons and be mysterious.
2) Tomorrow is my day off... I need to get a life.
3) Should I go to work tomorrow?

Tuesday, 2nd December
1) My grandfather turned 80.
2) Wow
3) Do I really want to live that long?
4) No 50 is good enough
5) I want to have a kid, a biological one, and raise her on my own. Yup it's a girl. Oh my god I am crazy.
6) For that I'd have to jump the country or escape this city or my parents would die or kill me whichever comes first.
7) There's a family party in the evening, what can I do to avoid it?
8) I'll just take my walk on the hill, I love that, things feel good then.
9) Lets party!