My Heaven

You may not have noticed, but off late I have been having an unusual craving for Bailey's Irish Cream. I dont exactly know why, but I have been dreaming about it too!!! The thing is there is a bottle in my dad’s miniature collection , but I haven’t the nerve to disrupt its peaceful standing in the show case. The second reason… its too little to satiate my appetite.

What a waste, dont you think??? People!!! How they inhibit the optimal use of a product.

You see.. Each and every precious, creamy drop of it was created for a purpose; a higher
purpose - ME. And they keep it locked up!!! for show like a bimbo.. humph!! Appalling .... really appalling!!!

As the milk was milked out of a happy Irish cow, the cream separated and artistically blended with only the finest whisky; the chocolate and vanilla folded into it, to give that scintillating, almost near orgasmic, explosive flavour . It was taught... conditioned... to make ME feel the pleasure of each and every ingredient... and you bottle it up, confine it, make it unable to fulfill its destiny!

Its just like us you know .. How we pine for our pie in the sky... In the case of my dose of Baileys Irish Cream... its heaven is within me in my stomach.
Let it fulfil the course of its destiny..Puhleez

Are you listening ????????? Is anybody listening????????

P.S: Check this link out... if this isnt heaven what is!!!!
http://www.baileys.com/en-row/TheDrinks/overice.html